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--- a/kernelcookies
+++ b/kernelcookies
@@ -1,42 +1,3 @@
-/* Only Sun can take such nice parts and fuck up the programming interface
- * like this. Good job guys...
- */
- linux-2.6.6/drivers/net/sunhme.c
-%
-/* This card is _fucking_ hot... */
- linux-2.6.6/drivers/net/sunhme.c
-%
-If you don't see why, please stay the fuck away from my code.
- Rusty, in linux-2.6.6/Documentation/DocBook/kernel-locking.tmpl
-%
-/* Fuck, we are miserable poor guys... */
- linux-2.6.6/net/xfrm/xfrm_algo.c
-%
-/* Ugly, ugly fucker. */
- linux-2.6.6/include/linux/netfilter_ipv4/ipt_limit.h
-%
-/* XXX: where the fuck is ->f_vfsmnt? */
- linux-2.6.6/fs/intermezzo/vfs.c
-%
- if(ct<0)
- ct=2; /* Shit happens.. */
- linux-2.6.6/drivers/net/wan/z85230.c
-%
-/* Remember: "Different name, same old buggy as shit hardware." */
- linux-2.6.6/drivers/net/sunhme.c
-%
-/* This is total bullshit: */
- linux-2.6.6/drivers/video/sis/init301.c
-%
-/* The HME is the biggest piece of shit I have ever seen. */
- linux-2.6.6/drivers/scsi/esp.h
-%
-/* Sun, you just can't beat me, you just can't. Stop trying,
- * give up. I'm serious, I am going to kick the living shit
- * out of you, game over, lights out.
- */
- linux-2.6.6/arch/sparc/lib/checksum.S
-%
printk("WE HAVE A BUG HERE!!! stk=0x%p\n", stk);
linux-2.6.6/drivers/block/cciss_scsi.c
%
@@ -49,18 +10,9 @@
printk("GSCD: magic ...\n");
linux-2.6.6/drivers/cdrom/gscd.c
%
-printk(" (Read error)"); /* Bitch about the problem. */
- linux-2.6.6/drivers/cdrom/mcd.c
-%
printk(" Speed now 1x"); /* Pull my finger! */
linux-2.6.6/drivers/cdrom/mcd.c
%
-printk("%s: confused, missing data\n", drive->name);
- linux-2.6.6/drivers/ide/ide-cd.c
-%
-printk(KERN_ERR "ide: huh? queue was plugged!\n");
- linux-2.6.6/drivers/ide/ide-io.c:
-%
printk ("%s: This looks like a LART board to me.\n",module_name);
linux-2.6.6/drivers/mtd/devices/lart.c
%
@@ -380,21 +332,6 @@
printk(KERN_WARNING "Multi-volume CD somehow got mounted.\n");
linux-2.2.16/fs/isofs/inode.c
%
-/* Fuck me gently with a chainsaw... */
- linux-2.0.38/arch/sparc/kernel/ptrace.c
-%
-/* Binary compatibility is good American knowhow fuckin' up. */
- linux-2.2.16/arch/sparc/kernel/sunos_ioctl.c
-%
-/* Am I fucking pedantic or what? */
- linux-2.2.16/drivers/scsi/qlogicpti.h
-%
-/* vsprintf.c -- Lars Wirzenius & Linus Torvalds. */
- *
- * Wirzenius wrote this portably, Torvalds fucked it up :-)
- */
- linux-2.2.16/lib/vsprintf.c
-%
printk("Penguin %d is stuck in the bottle.\n", i);
linux-2.0.38/arch/sparc/kernel/smp.c
%
@@ -416,9 +353,6 @@
panic("Cannot initialize video hardware\n");
linux-2.0.38/arch/m68k/atari/atafb.c
%
-printk("ufs_read_super: fucking Sun blows me\n");
- linux-2.0.38/fs/ufs/ufs_super.c
-%
printk("autofs: Out of inode numbers -- what the heck did you do??\n");
linux-2.0.38/fs/autofs/root.c
%
@@ -444,23 +378,11 @@
# Okay, what on Earth is this one supposed to be used for?
linux-2.4.0/drivers/char/cp437.uni
%
-/* Fuck. The f-word is here so you can grep for it :-) */
- linux-2.4.3/include/asm-mips/mmu_context.h
-%
/* Thanks to Rob `CmdrTaco' Malda for not influencing this code in any
* way.
*/
linux-2.4.3/net/core/netfilter.c
%
-/* James M doesn't say fuck enough. */
- linux-2.4.3/net/core/netfilter.c
-%
-/* So there I am, in the middle of my `netfilter-is-wonderful'
- talk in Sydney, and someone asks `What happens if you try
- to enlarge a 64k packet here?'. I think I said something
- eloquent like `fuck'. */
- linux-2.4.3/net/ipv4/netfilter/ip_nat_ftp.c
-%
panic ("No CPUs found. System halted.\n");
linux-2.4.3/arch/parisc/kernel/setup.c
%
@@ -492,19 +414,6 @@
printk("CPU[%d]: Giving pardon to imprisoned penguins\n", smp_processor_id());
linux-2.4.8/arch/sparc64/kernel/smp.c
%
-/* Welcome to Sun Microsystems, can I take your order please? */
-/* Would you like fries with that? */
-/* Anything else? */
-/* Fifty-two cents is your change, have a nice day. */
-/* Would you like to try our SMCC Delux? */
-/* We have a special on GNU/Viking hardware bugs today. */
-/* Will that be all? */
-/* Don't forget your vik_1137125_wa. Have a nice day. */
-/* We're consolidating our STB products, it's your lucky day. */
-/* Come back next week when we are "Sun Microelectronics". */
-/* Remember: "Different name, same old buggy as shit hardware." */
- linux-2.6.6/drivers/net/sunhme.c
-%
printk (KERN_INFO "NM256: Congratulations. You're not running Eunice.\n");
linux-2.6.19/sound/oss/nm256_audio.c
%
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